On Tuesday (August 16), Jack White took to social media to share his hilariously high-minded thoughts about Snoop Dogg’s new cereal Snoop Loopz.

Jack White

“I’d like to personally congratulate Snoop Dogg on his new cereal release and give him a pat on the back for the charitable benefits that it will produce nice one,” the rocker wrote in the caption.

“However, I do have a couple of important questions about the box that the cereal is delivered in.”

Jack White

“The photo of the cereal box in the Broadus foods press release contains the words ‘MORE MARSHMALLOWS,'” he continued before asking the crucial question central to his post.

Jack White

“More than what, exactly?” If this is a new cereal, it can’t have more marshmallows than ‘before.’ Is it true that this cereal contains more marshmallows than, say, a bag of sand or a typical Caesar salad? Or is it a DEMAND from Snoop Dogg that there be more marshmallows in the world in general? That last theory is my best bet.

Jack White

Finally, Master P’s Instagram photo shows a DIFFERENT phrase, an un-plural ‘MORE MARSHMALLOW’ without the ‘S.’ “Photo attached; responses required.”


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